the royal family, everybody
OH SNAP
(Source: royalsstuffandnonsense)
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
Go to bed, tumblr.
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
I had one of my friends in high school make it for me.
(Source: rnackenzie)
#i like how as thors hair grows he looks older and more mature #and loki just looks like he’s addicted to heroin
“loki just looks like he’s addicted to heroin”
SO TRUE IT HURTS

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo
He’s busy arguing with Pepper about 12% of Tumblr.
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.